Getting Fat (while I can)

Now that Broad Street is over, that means that I won’t be racing for several months. I have the entire summer to train on my own (long and slow, the way I like it), without worrying about any upcoming performances. And what does that mean? It means it’s time to get fat!

You see, there are certain foods that I avoid most of the year. They’re either too fatty or too sugary, and will slow me down. But if I’m not running against the clock for a while, there’s no reason that I can’t indulge in non-runner food. So here are a few staples in my two-week normal person diet:

  • Cream Cheese. On pretzels, bagels, whatever. I think that this is what I was most looking forward to being able to eat again.
  • Meat. Real meat, not chicken or turkey. I’m talking about juicy hamburgers and Scrapple sandwiches. I’d rather have a big hamburger than a piece of cake any day.
  • Pizza. I ate one last night for dinner, with buffalo chicken and bleu cheese toppings. I could happily eat another tonight.
  • Oreos. I don’t have much of a sweet tooth, but these things have been calling to me for a long time.
  • It may not surprise you that I’ve gained a couple of pounds in the last fortnight, between such eating habits and the fact that I live a sedentary lifestyle (don’t we all?). But on Monday I begin to ease myself back into training. That means that I’ll have to start eating nutritiously again, and in a month I’ll be as bony as ever.

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